(via bespokeattire)
(Source: bankrupt-millionaire)
Boy it’s goods tah stretch out thuh ol’ bones.
“Then I has the perfect place for yous, uhh, I never caught your name,” Uncle Marty said walking outside to his black Mercedes and unlocking it. It was a pleasant evening with a bit of a cold nip in the air that would make anyone shiver at the first step outside the door. He couldn’t imagine how this poor soul was walking around freezing like this.
Lost most of my business from not bein’ here in forevers.
Ahh well.
Unc?
Whas up Spade?
I found a lighter! -smiles-
You’re nots, exactly the brightest bulbs in the pack, now are ya?
Well. You’re just a pleasant old man aren’t you?
*smacks her* You show respects for me young lady. I don’t gives a fuck if you’re fuckin’ seventy sevens years old, ya still has respect for me, undastand?
Lost most of my business from not bein’ here in forevers.
Ahh well.
Unc?
Whas up Spade?
I found a lighter! -smiles-
You’re nots, exactly the brightest bulbs in the pack, now are ya?
Got the one suit dones for tha Jokeah fella or whatevahs he was callin’ himselfs.