I Gots Whatcha Want

Got the one suit dones for tha Jokeah fella or whatevahs he was callin’ himselfs.

missspade:

Stay awake and plot your revenge.

missspade:

C’s sucha nice guy.

How the hell is he single?

Guy needs ah woman.

yellowskinnedwackyman:

uncle-marty:

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….Well I mean four pairs of gloves and boots„but I guess two’ll be easier to keep track of.

“Whateva you wants,” I said letting go of him and sitting behind my desk again. “These I can has ready for you in, say, two weeks?”

What about the mask? Whatcha think’d work for me,Marty?

I held my chin and looked at him. “I don’t knows. I can’t really sees you wearin’ a mask. Yous look too good the ways you are now,” I said smiling at him.

She’s dealing with shit the way I would. Ten points to Ro Ro.

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….Well I mean four pairs of gloves and boots„but I guess two’ll be easier to keep track of.

“Whateva you wants,” I said letting go of him and sitting behind my desk again. “These I can has ready for you in, say, two weeks?”

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….Well I mean four pairs of gloves and boots„but I guess two’ll be easier to keep track of.

“Hey mans, it’s whatevas you want. I can does it, all I’m sayin’ is, it might take a bit longah than usuals considerin’ thats I got yers and Jokestahs tah do. So, if ya wants two, ya gots two. If yas want four, it might take a little whiles, but four I shall give tah yas,” I said measuring him once again to make the numbers solid.

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Um..Four of each..And yeah go ahead and measure.

“Jesus,” I said taking the measuring tape off of around my neck and took his wrist and measured it out followed by his fingers on both hands. I quickly jotted down the measurements and did them again to make sure they were solid. “Yous are askin’ a good lot from mes Creepah. I gots tah go dig up the ol’ files an’ everythan’. Well, yous give me a good price, and I’ll gets ‘em to yous as fast as I can,” I said going down to his feet and picking up his foot and measuring it before going onto the other ones and then to the middle of his leg.

yellowskinnedwackyman replied to your post: Hey Uncle Marty, could I get some extra boots and gloves… maybe a face mask I can wear occasionally?

Ok well As you can see I have the red gloves and boots with the black fur trim..I love the look, more of these’d be great. I’m sure I can at least machine wash the boa..So yeah I dunno I definitely don’t want a full face mask…

“So, yous don’t wants like ah, Jason mask ah somethin’s? Aights I gotchas,” I said penciling in an order of gloves and boots for him. “I’mma needs tah take ya measurements thens. How many pairs do ya want?”

missspade:

Uncle Marty can’t remember anything.

Heys! I can remember damn wells, who is whos, and what is whats.

I thinks there was somethin’s I was supposed tah do otha than tha suit…

No, waits, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go tos meetin’s, drunks go tah parties.

I thinks you an’ me needs to go drinkin’ togethas.

Times tah get tha booze an’ whatevah elses I gots in tha ‘fridge.

It’s gonna be ah long damn nights.

thepatrickbateman:

uncle-marty:

thepatrickbateman:

“Shit. I can’t sit up normally.”

“Welcome to my worlds.”

“I’m already physically as old as you at 27. How thrilling.”

“That jus’ means yous gonna die faster,” I said laughing at him. “Lighten up, youngun. Ya probably jus’ pulled a muscles or somethin’s.”

thepatrickbateman:

“Shit. I can’t sit up normally.”

“Welcome to my worlds.”